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What's the difference between a pizza and a painter?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

Axecutioner-B

My favorite is the first time i heard a finisher called a pigeon farmer, that one still cracks me up. The pigeons must have been big today !!
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Axecutioner-B

Because of their shoes !!
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DSJOHN

Thanks for the second reply, had me on that one!! Chinamen dont do drywall because everyday is a holiday---- hang-ing --- Tape-ing --- Sand--ing.. sorry all I had today,,, DSJOHN

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Queer... uses the whole chicken

Homo... Just dresses in the feathers

I had a builder tell me once he was Building this house for a lesbian couple... The manly woman asked him if he would find it offensive if he worked for them... He told her No,,,,, I would be happy to build your house,,, I'm a lesbian too.... They didn't think that was funny ... True story.

DSJOHN

I did a job for a les couple 2 years ago. one of them would pee right in front of us, [NK,] Had a outhouse with no door and she pull her pants down and go ,didnt matter if you were 5ft or 30 ft away. true story.[she looked like a football player] JOHN

A+ Texture LLC

Awe man I feel dumb, I'm lost on the pigeon farmer joke. Fill me in please.
Is it because all the shiz we leave all over the floor?

Axecutioner-B

On the floor & on your shoes just like a pigeon farmer would

I pigeon farm as well sometimes, some days the pigeons are bigger than others
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Yup, I'm a dummy. Shoulda thought about it a minute longer, but I just got home and it's time for bed. No time for thinking!!

DSJOHN

this guy ran a small company[about 20 employees] and there was a promotion due, 3 women were well qualified, he went home one weekend and thought of the easiest solution to give the job to the right candidate. Monday morning he called each in his office[1 at a time] and said; I,m giving you $1000 to do what you think is the smartest thing to do with it, you have one week, next Monday I will call you back in. The following Monday the 1st women says; I bought new clothes because I figured if I look good ,you will feel good. Why thank you was his reply. The 2nd women comes in and says; I bought a new wardrobe for you,I figured if you look good you will feel good, and the same reply,why thank you. The 3rd women said; I invested it in a commodity and doubled your money in 1 week here,s the money, his reply again ,why thank you. Which women do you think he promoted?-----------------[the 1 with the big tits]

Axecutioner-B

I like that !!!!
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plaster master

good stuff

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Gonorrhea Lectim



This critical information has just been made public and is certainly something of which you should be aware!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect em."

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

Many victims contracted it in 2008...but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness actually is. It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Vo-tem-out!

You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

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Courtney! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmi...os=xTSSR9F9mrQ

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On sunny January, 22nd, 2013 an old man approached the White House from
across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He
spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
meet with President Obama."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
president and no longer resides here."

The old man said, "Okay", and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the
same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Obama."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no
longer president and no longer resides here." The man thanked him and,
again, just walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the
very same U.S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and
said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to
speak to Mr. Obama. I've told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the
president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love
hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow,
Sir."

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When OJ dies:

One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to HELL, where the devil is waiting for him.

I Don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do,,
I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you...

I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing.

Such was his fate in hell. "No," OJ said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that ALL day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.

All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks ALL day," commented OJ.

The devil opened a third door..... Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose.

Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said......"Yeah man, I can handle this ALL day." The devil smiled and said .. . . . .





"OK, Monica, you're free to go."

rebel20

That was great

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Well Thank you kindly Sir! have another!

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an al Quada terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

I yelled to him that Sadam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.

So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

2buckcanuck

whats the definition of a taper ?
a drywaller with his brains taken out

only one I know and I'm a taper
t shirt slogans - drywallers screw between the sheets,and tapers always fill your crack
actual drywall company name i seen in Toronto "well hung drywallers"