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Whitey97 · 03-10-2009, 02:03 PM

I know you guys have 'em. Let's let 'em out!

I'll start with one I heard from one of my guys this a.m.

What do a fat chick, and a stack of sheet rock have in common????

They both have a 95% chance of getting nailed/screwed by a Mexican!

**Darren@Partners** · 03-11-2009, 10:15 AM

Funny if it wern't so true.....

How many guys can you put on the job tomorrow?

A) All of 'em!!!

jim · 03-11-2009, 04:24 PM

Back in the day, I took a rough crew of hangers to a bar to celebrate a kick ass day! One guy had white stuff crusted around his nose and the bartender asked, "Do you snort coke?" the hanger gave him a tough look and said, "NO I dont like to snort coke!! I find it too hard to get the can up my nose!"

Whitey97 · 03-11-2009, 06:56 PM

Well, if I know rockers, I'm going to take a stab and say he was probably not smart enough to connect the dots...... or know the double meaning

Al Taper · 03-14-2009, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Back in the day, I took a rough crew of hangers to a bar to celebrate a kick ass day! One guy had white stuff crusted around his nose and the bartender asked, "Do you snort coke?" the hanger gave him a tough look and said, "NO I dont like to snort coke!! I find it too hard to get the can up my nose!"

I heard others like that:

I stop doing coke, did like the way it smelled..

I didnt like doing coke the bubbles tickled my nose..

lol

muddymen · 03-14-2009, 06:22 PM

Well it's not really a joke but this is what I do when I break in a cub on texture day..
Tell them to grab a pan and not let any mud get on the floor or they'll have to do the scrapping, then start to spray then holler at them to HURRY UP!! HURRY UP!! THE DROPS ARE MAKING A MESS!!! It's not to long until they realize that everyone else is laughing at them but man is it funny to watch them running like a chicken with it's head cut off trying to keep the mud off the floor.

LadyFinisher · 04-28-2009, 08:25 AM

That's a good one. LOL

evolve991 · 05-20-2009, 02:34 PM

ok dude i think you better get off the job. nevermind....the spam is gone.

Mushin Drywall · 05-21-2009, 11:29 PM

" I'm a Finisher. A taper is something you leave in a toilet"

That came from a buddy who's no longer with us. Never thought it was that funny but that is all I got

R.E. Plaster · 07-05-2009, 10:22 AM

I like the one about keeping the mud off the floor while texturing, funny

What we do with cubs when hanging bead tell to go to the truck to get the bead bender, or bead strecher describe smothing like a paint pole to them only a very few realized it was a joke

snagmaster · 01-10-2010, 12:48 AM

tell your cub to get the sheetrock stretcher just dont be mad when they are gone for a while

CPM2009 · 01-19-2010, 12:43 PM

hahaha, I like the first one!

Bevelation · 01-25-2010, 11:55 PM

What does a park bench and a taper have in common?

Neither of them can support a family.

Muddauber · 01-26-2010, 07:15 AM

Wallers · 02-06-2010, 01:18 AM

I'm a finisher. A taper is the end of a dog turd.

carpentaper · 02-07-2010, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bevelation

What does a park bench and a taper have in common?

Neither of them can support a family.

this is actually a knock off of a racist joke. just replace the word taper with your favorite ethnicity, you racist bastard!

Bevelation · 02-08-2010, 12:14 PM

^Hey, try to keep it funny in here, okay?

carpentaper · 02-08-2010, 02:10 PM

sorry. sometimes sarcasm doesn't transmit over the internet. i was just being an ass

Bevelation · 02-12-2010, 01:22 AM

^Actually, that's what I was saying.

FOR THOSE ABOUT · 03-04-2010, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mushin Drywall

" I'm a Finisher. A taper is something you leave in a toilet"

That came from a buddy who's no longer with us. Never thought it was that funny but that is all I got

Here I sit
out of paper
giving birth
to another taper

03-10-2009, 02:03 PM	#1
Whitey97 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Twin Cities Mn Posts: 941	Drywall jokes I know you guys have 'em. Let's let 'em out! I'll start with one I heard from one of my guys this a.m. What do a fat chick, and a stack of sheet rock have in common???? They both have a 95% chance of getting nailed/screwed by a Mexican!

05-20-2009, 02:34 PM	#8
evolve991 Walking Contradiction Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: North East,MD Posts: 149	ok dude i think you better get off the job. nevermind....the spam is gone. __________________ Marylands Modern Rock Alternative ...No Butchers,No Fatcats...just quality drywall installation...Shue Drywall Last edited by evolve991; 05-22-2009 at 02:58 PM.

01-19-2010, 12:43 PM	#12
CPM2009 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: USA Posts: 3	hahaha, I like the first one! __________________ charlotte pest control is required for a bug free life

01-25-2010, 11:55 PM	#13
Bevelation Just doing my job. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Dawson Creek, BC Posts: 218	What does a park bench and a taper have in common? Neither of them can support a family. __________________ Quality doesn't cost. It pays.

02-08-2010, 12:14 PM	#17
Bevelation Just doing my job. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Dawson Creek, BC Posts: 218	^Hey, try to keep it funny in here, okay? __________________ Quality doesn't cost. It pays.

03-11-2009, 10:15 AM	#2
Darren@Partners Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: KCMO area Posts: 829	Funny if it wern't so true..... How many guys can you put on the job tomorrow? A) All of 'em!!!

03-11-2009, 04:24 PM	#3
jim Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 27	Back in the day, I took a rough crew of hangers to a bar to celebrate a kick ass day! One guy had white stuff crusted around his nose and the bartender asked, "Do you snort coke?" the hanger gave him a tough look and said, "NO I dont like to snort coke!! I find it too hard to get the can up my nose!"

03-11-2009, 06:56 PM	#4
Whitey97 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Twin Cities Mn Posts: 941	Well, if I know rockers, I'm going to take a stab and say he was probably not smart enough to connect the dots...... or know the double meaning

03-14-2009, 06:22 PM	#6
muddymen Business Owner Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Columbia,MO. Posts: 46	Well it's not really a joke but this is what I do when I break in a cub on texture day.. Tell them to grab a pan and not let any mud get on the floor or they'll have to do the scrapping, then start to spray then holler at them to HURRY UP!! HURRY UP!! THE DROPS ARE MAKING A MESS!!! It's not to long until they realize that everyone else is laughing at them but man is it funny to watch them running like a chicken with it's head cut off trying to keep the mud off the floor.

04-28-2009, 08:25 AM	#7
LadyFinisher Quality Drywall-Finishing Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Thomasville, GA Posts: 42	That's a good one. LOL

05-21-2009, 11:29 PM	#9
Mushin Drywall Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Diego,CA Posts: 32	" I'm a Finisher. A taper is something you leave in a toilet" That came from a buddy who's no longer with us. Never thought it was that funny but that is all I got

07-05-2009, 10:22 AM	#10
R.E. Plaster Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Illinois Posts: 39	I like the one about keeping the mud off the floor while texturing, funny What we do with cubs when hanging bead tell to go to the truck to get the bead bender, or bead strecher describe smothing like a paint pole to them only a very few realized it was a joke

01-10-2010, 12:48 AM	#11
snagmaster Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: rolla mo Posts: 8	tell your cub to get the sheetrock stretcher just dont be mad when they are gone for a while

01-26-2010, 07:15 AM	#14
Muddauber Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Ky. Posts: 159

02-06-2010, 01:18 AM	#15
Wallers turd polisher Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Lincoln, NE Posts: 95	I'm a finisher. A taper is the end of a dog turd.

02-08-2010, 02:10 PM	#18
carpentaper carpentaper Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Vancouver BC Posts: 165	sorry. sometimes sarcasm doesn't transmit over the internet. i was just being an ass

02-12-2010, 01:22 AM	#19
Bevelation Just doing my job. Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Dawson Creek, BC Posts: 218	^Actually, that's what I was saying. __________________ Quality doesn't cost. It pays.

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