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Old 03-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #1
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I know you guys have 'em. Let's let 'em out!


I'll start with one I heard from one of my guys this a.m.


What do a fat chick, and a stack of sheet rock have in common????

They both have a 95% chance of getting nailed/screwed by a Mexican!
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Old 03-11-2009, 10:15 AM   #2
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Funny if it wern't so true.....

How many guys can you put on the job tomorrow?

A) All of 'em!!!

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Old 03-11-2009, 04:24 PM   #3
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Back in the day, I took a rough crew of hangers to a bar to celebrate a kick ass day! One guy had white stuff crusted around his nose and the bartender asked, "Do you snort coke?" the hanger gave him a tough look and said, "NO I dont like to snort coke!! I find it too hard to get the can up my nose!"
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:56 PM   #4
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Well, if I know rockers, I'm going to take a stab and say he was probably not smart enough to connect the dots...... or know the double meaning
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Old 03-14-2009, 08:25 AM   #5
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Back in the day, I took a rough crew of hangers to a bar to celebrate a kick ass day! One guy had white stuff crusted around his nose and the bartender asked, "Do you snort coke?" the hanger gave him a tough look and said, "NO I dont like to snort coke!! I find it too hard to get the can up my nose!"

I heard others like that:

I stop doing coke, did like the way it smelled..

I didnt like doing coke the bubbles tickled my nose..

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Old 03-14-2009, 06:22 PM   #6
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Well it's not really a joke but this is what I do when I break in a cub on texture day..
Tell them to grab a pan and not let any mud get on the floor or they'll have to do the scrapping, then start to spray then holler at them to HURRY UP!! HURRY UP!! THE DROPS ARE MAKING A MESS!!! It's not to long until they realize that everyone else is laughing at them but man is it funny to watch them running like a chicken with it's head cut off trying to keep the mud off the floor.
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Old 04-28-2009, 08:25 AM   #7
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That's a good one. LOL
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ok dude i think you better get off the job. nevermind....the spam is gone.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:29 PM   #9
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" I'm a Finisher. A taper is something you leave in a toilet"

That came from a buddy who's no longer with us. Never thought it was that funny but that is all I got
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I like the one about keeping the mud off the floor while texturing, funny

What we do with cubs when hanging bead tell to go to the truck to get the bead bender, or bead strecher describe smothing like a paint pole to them only a very few realized it was a joke
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tell your cub to get the sheetrock stretcher just dont be mad when they are gone for a while
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Old 01-19-2010, 12:43 PM   #12
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hahaha, I like the first one!
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What does a park bench and a taper have in common?







Neither of them can support a family.
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Old 02-06-2010, 01:18 AM   #15
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I'm a finisher. A taper is the end of a dog turd.
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Old 02-07-2010, 07:02 PM   #16
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What does a park bench and a taper have in common?







Neither of them can support a family.
this is actually a knock off of a racist joke. just replace the word taper with your favorite ethnicity, you racist bastard!
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^Hey, try to keep it funny in here, okay?
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sorry. sometimes sarcasm doesn't transmit over the internet. i was just being an ass
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^Actually, that's what I was saying.
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" I'm a Finisher. A taper is something you leave in a toilet"

That came from a buddy who's no longer with us. Never thought it was that funny but that is all I got
Here I sit
out of paper
giving birth
to another taper
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